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ACTUAL SUPERHERO MENS SOCKS
$19.99
– Sold OutIt's a bird! it's a plane! It's a regular person doing pretty amazing things on a daily basis! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.
ADVENTURE MAN MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
– Sold OutEverything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.
ALWAYS BE A UNICORN PENCIL CASE
$9.99
We thought you might like a gentle, everyday reminder to keep on rocking. Or, at least, to fake it 'til you make it. Carry stationery supplies, make up, breath mints,...
AUNTS SOCKS
$18.99
– Sold OutAll the fun stuff, none of the responsibility. It's no wonder she brings the party! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
BAG FULL OF PUPPIES
$15.99
– Sold OutLiterally, if I could have a bag full of anything in the whole wide world, it would be puppies. Now, an envelope full of anything? Well, that'd be $50,000,000. Obviously....
BAR HOPPER COIN PURSE
$7.99
"I'll hop bars both far and wide! I'm basically an Olympian." The perfect gift for your bar bunny. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w
BEER MONEY COIN PURSE
$7.99
Because, beer. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w
BIG BUTTERFLY SHOPPER
$19.99
Did you know that butterflies exist on a liquid diet? Good thing this bag can hold up to 6.2 gallons of nectar! 95% post consumer recycled material. 15"h x 16"w...
BIG OL' WORD NERD WOMEN'S CREW SOCKS
$18.99
Don't try to tell me ol' isn't a real word. I just happen to know that it's a variant of the word old and is formed the same way as...
CATERPILLAR PENCIL CASE
$9.99
Warning: do not fill with caterpillars, no matter how tempting and logical. This pencil case prefers pencils (go figure), make up, and other non-perishable doo-dads. 95% post consumer recycled material....
CH-CH-CHANGE PURSE COIN PURSE
$7.99
TURN AND FACE THE CHANGE. (Ch-Ch-Change Purse.) Don't want to be a richer man. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w
CHANGE IS GOOD PEOPLE COIN PURSE
$7.99
– Sold OutChange is good... unless we're talking about nachos. Nachos are perfect just the way they are. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w
COOL ASS GRANDPA MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12. 62%...
CRAZY CAT DUDE MEN'S SOCKS
$19.99
I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.
CUTE LIL MUSHROOMS ZIPPER POUCH
$12.99
You're beautiful, and also cute as a button. A button mushroom, that is. And that's really cute. 95% post consumer recycled material. 7.25"h x 9.5"w
DELICATE F*CKING FLOWER HANDCREAM - FRENCH TULIP & BERGAMOT
$15.99
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quick-absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like French tulip & bergamot.
DELICATE F*CKING FLOWER HANDCREAM - HIBISCUS
$15.99
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Hibiscus with a little vanilla. Made with shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. 2 oz./60 ml
DELICATE F*CKING FLOWER HANDCREAM | ENGLISH ROSE
$15.99
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like English rose with clover and elderflower. 2 oz./60 ml
DELICATE F*CKING FLOWER HANDCREAM | VANILLA ORCHID
$15.99
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quickly absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil, and vitamin E. Smells like vanilla orchid with amber and rosewood. 2 oz./60 ml
DELICATE F*CKING FLOWER SOCKS
$18.99
The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever...
EMERGENCY CONTACT PERSON CREW SOCKS
$18.99
It's a big responsibility, but you're the one for the job! Probably. Well, at least you're someone to start with, aren't you? Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42%...
EVERYBODY DANCE MEOW CATNIP TOY
$9.99
– Sold OutLet the music take control. Let the rhythm move you. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA....
EVIDENCE ZIPPER POUCH
$12.99
– Sold OutNOTICE: Do not tamper with contents! This is not a toy. In case of extreme curiosity, persons may inspect contents in the following non-touch manners: smelling, shaking, listening to, and/or...
F*CK OFF I'M GAMING MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3%...
F*CK OFF, I'M READING WOMEN'S SOCK
$18.99
You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.
F*CKING LOVE IT OUT HERE MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I f*cking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he...
F*CKING LOVE IT OUT HERE WOMEN'S SOCK
$18.99
Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.
FLOWER FEST SHOPPER
$19.99
Bring this bag to a party... or let this bag bring the party to you! 95% post consumer recycled material. 15"h x 16"w x 6"d
FREE TIME WOMEN'S SOCKS
$18.99
– Sold OutNo time to chat! So sorry! Omigosh I know, aren't these socks great? Gotta run! Byeeeee! Women's shoe size 5-10. 65% combed cotton; 33% nylon; 2% spandex.
FRIEND POWER COIN PURSE
$7.99
Friend power - activate! Friends really do make our lives so much better. Why not advertise this sentiment to your friends? 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w
FUN PERSON MEN'S SOCKS
$19.99
– Sold OutMOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.
HANGRY HANDY TOTE
$15.99
If you don't watch out, somebody might get hurt. That's right - I'm looking at you, Veggie Burrito. 95% recycled woven polypropylene. 10"h x 8.5"w x 4.5"d
HELLRAISER COIN PURSE
$7.99
– Sold OutCircle left, do si do, raise some hell, then sashay! 95% post consumer recycled material 3" h x 4" w
HERE KITTY ZIPPER POUCH
$12.99
If you were the type to write love letters to your cat, you could fit a lot of them in this Zipper Pouch. Of course, you could also put a...
HOLDING POOP IN MY HAND SANI
$9.99
– Sold OutI've never loved anything enough to carry around its poop in my hands. But, one day, I hope to. 62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. Made with aloe...
I LIKE SPOOKY SH*T CREW SOCKS
$18.99
If it's spooky I like it: crooked trees, black cats, empty foggy streets, soft luxurious socks. You know, all that stuff. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon;...
I MADE A GOOD KID WOMEN'S SOCK
$18.99
You sure did! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
I'M A DELICATE F*CKING FLOWER HAND CREAM - FLOWERS OF TAHITI WITH MELON & COCONUT
$15.99
– Sold OutLovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quick-absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like flowers of Tahiti with melon & coconut.
I'M A DELICATE F*CKING FLOWER NATURAL HAND CREAM - GARDENIA & A BIT OF SANDALWOOD
$15.99
– Sold OutLovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, fast absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like gardenia & a bit of sandalwood. 2 oz./60 ml
I'M A DELICATE F*CKING FLOWER NATURAL HAND CREAM - LILAC WITH SOME BASIL & ROSE
$15.99
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, fast absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like lilac with some basil & rose. 2 oz./60 ml
IMPERFECTIONIST SOCKS
$18.99
Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and effort...
IT'S THE FUZZ CATNIP TOY
$9.99
– Sold OutWarning: this nip may cause paranoia. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w
ITTY-BITTY BUDGET COIN PURSE
$7.99
It's almost cute how itty-bitty my budget is. Almost. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w
JAZZ CATNIP TOY
$9.99
– Sold OutThat way your cat jumps and rolls and twists and dances? It's all improvised, baby. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic...
LIP SHIT
$12.99
All natural lip shit... I mean lip balm. coconut oil, sunflower oil, beeswax, flavour, lanolin, vitamin e.
LOVE ME A GOOD POOP SOCKS
$18.99
– Sold OutIf we can't just be open with one another, after this long, then what even is the point. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
LOVE MY ASSHOLE KIDS WOMEN'S SOCK
$18.99
I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
LOVE THIS TOWN SOCKS
$19.99
– Sold OutHome is where I want to be, but I guess I'm already there... Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 3% spandex.