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ACTUAL SUPERHERO MENS SOCKS
$19.99
It's a bird! it's a plane! It's a regular person doing pretty amazing things on a daily basis! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.




ADVENTURE MAN MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.




AUNTS SOCKS
$18.99
All the fun stuff, none of the responsibility. It's no wonder she brings the party! Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 46% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

BEER MONEY COIN PURSE
$7.99
Because, beer. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w




BIG OL' WORD NERD WOMEN'S CREW SOCKS
$18.99
Don't try to tell me ol' isn't a real word. I just happen to know that it's a variant of the word old and is formed the same way as...

CH-CH-CHANGE PURSE COIN PURSE
$7.99
– Sold OutTURN AND FACE THE CHANGE. (Ch-Ch-Change Purse.) Don't want to be a richer man. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

CHANGE IS GOOD PEOPLE COIN PURSE
$7.99
Change is good... unless we're talking about nachos. Nachos are perfect just the way they are. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w




COOL ASS GRANDPA MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12. 62%...




CRAZY CAT DUDE MEN'S SOCKS
$19.99
I'm not obsessed with my cat, you're obsessed with my cat. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.




CUTE LIL MUSHROOMS ZIPPER POUCH
$12.99
You're beautiful, and also cute as a button. A button mushroom, that is. And that's really cute. 95% post consumer recycled material. 7.25"h x 9.5"w

DELICATE F*CKING FLOWER HANDCREAM - FRENCH TULIP & BERGAMOT
$15.99
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quick-absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like French tulip & bergamot.




DELICATE F*CKING FLOWER SOCKS
$18.99
– Sold OutThe cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever...




EVERYBODY DANCE MEOW CATNIP TOY
$9.99
– Sold OutLet the music take control. Let the rhythm move you. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA....




EVIDENCE ZIPPER POUCH
$12.99
NOTICE: Do not tamper with contents! This is not a toy. In case of extreme curiosity, persons may inspect contents in the following non-touch manners: smelling, shaking, listening to, and/or...




F*CK OFF I'M GAMING MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
– Sold OutMy body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3%...




F*CK OFF, I'M READING WOMEN'S SOCK
$18.99
– Sold OutYou'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.




F*CKING LOVE IT OUT HERE MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
– Sold OutQuestion: If a man in a forest shouts, "I f*cking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he...




F*CKING LOVE IT OUT HERE WOMEN'S SOCK
$18.99
– Sold OutNot all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.




FREE TIME WOMEN'S SOCKS
$18.99
– Sold OutNo time to chat! So sorry! Omigosh I know, aren't these socks great? Gotta run! Byeeeee! Women's shoe size 5-10. 65% combed cotton; 33% nylon; 2% spandex.




FUN PERSON MEN'S SOCKS
$19.99
– Sold OutMOVE OUTTA THE WAY! Fun Person coming through! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

HELLRAISER COIN PURSE
$7.99
– Sold OutCircle left, do si do, raise some hell, then sashay! 95% post consumer recycled material 3" h x 4" w




HOLDING POOP IN MY HAND SANI
$9.99
– Sold OutI've never loved anything enough to carry around its poop in my hands. But, one day, I hope to. 62% alcohol. Kills 99.99% of germs on contact. Made with aloe...




I LIKE SPOOKY SH*T CREW SOCKS
$18.99
If it's spooky I like it: crooked trees, black cats, empty foggy streets, soft luxurious socks. You know, all that stuff. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon;...




I MADE A GOOD KID WOMEN'S SOCK
$18.99
– Sold OutYou sure did! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

I'M A DELICATE F*CKING FLOWER HAND CREAM - FLOWERS OF TAHITI WITH MELON & COCONUT
$15.99
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, quick-absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like flowers of Tahiti with melon & coconut.




I'M A DELICATE F*CKING FLOWER NATURAL HAND CREAM - GARDENIA & A BIT OF SANDALWOOD
$15.99
Lovely smelling, aggressively refreshing, fast absorbing. Made with a super-nourishing blend of shea butter, almond oil and vitamin E. Smells like gardenia & a bit of sandalwood. 2 oz./60 ml




IMPERFECTIONIST SOCKS
$18.99
Say it loud, say it proud, say it with a tiny bit of superiority because now you're done saying it and everyone else is spending too much time and effort...

IT'S THE FUZZ CATNIP TOY
$9.99
– Sold OutWarning: this nip may cause paranoia. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w




JAZZ CATNIP TOY
$9.99
– Sold OutThat way your cat jumps and rolls and twists and dances? It's all improvised, baby. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic...


















LIP SHIT
$12.99
All natural lip shit... I mean lip balm. coconut oil, sunflower oil, beeswax, flavour, lanolin, vitamin e.




LOVE ME A GOOD POOP SOCKS
$18.99
– Sold OutIf we can't just be open with one another, after this long, then what even is the point. Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.




LOVE MY ASSHOLE KIDS WOMEN'S SOCK
$18.99
I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.




LOVE THIS TOWN SOCKS
$19.99
Home is where I want to be, but I guess I'm already there... Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 3% spandex.




MAGIC CARPET RIDE CATNIP TOY
$9.99
– Sold OutClose your eyes, kitty. Look inside, kitty. Let the nip take you away. Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown...




ONE COOL CHICK COIN PURSE
$7.99
She's got swagger and style... and a cute little feather tuft on her tail. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w




PRETTY DECENT BOYFRIEND MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
– Sold OutI usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3%...

RAKIN' IT IN COIN PURSE
$7.99
This little girl is cute and all, but I really think she should go grab a leaf blower. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w




RETIRED AS F*CK MENS SOCKS
$19.99
Retirement is a state of mind, my friends. Jump on in, the water's fine. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.




SAY IT TO YOUR FACE CREW SOCKS
$18.99
Officially awarded for ten consecutive years and counting, Bitches! Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.




SHH...I'M OVERTHINKING CREW SOCKS
$18.99
To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking. Women's shoe size 5-10. 62% nylon; 35%...




SUNSHINY ASS ZIPPER POUCH
$12.99
Ready? One-Two-Three-RAAAWWRRR!!! This day's ass has been kicked! 95% post consumer recycled material. 7.25"h x 9.5"w




TEACHERS ROCK CREW SOCKS
$18.99
Because teachers really do rock. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.






TEACHERS ROCK MEN'S SOCKS
$19.99
In a real, authentic old school way. None of this new age, indie bullsh*t. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 47% nylon; 3% spandex.




VIDEO GAME MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
– Sold OutRemember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you didn't talk to me...




WEED MONEY COIN PURSE
$7.99
Might not be big enough but...it's a start. 95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w




WHISKEY MEN'S SOCKS
$19.99
Oaky, smoky, artichokey... just hand me a glass, already? Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3% spandex.




WORD NERD MEN'S SOCKS
$19.99
I-I-I-I-I-I-I like big words and I cannot lie. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL COIN PURSE
$7.99
– Sold OutJust a little something to tell you that I...really like...you. Just. The way. You are. 95% post consumer recycled material.