Footwear
VIDEO GAME MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Mario Brothers? I do. Remember when you didn't talk to me...
PRETTY DECENT BOYFRIEND MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3%...
DOGS! WOMEN'S SOCK
$16.99
Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.
ALWAYS BE A UNICORN WOMEN'S SOCK
$16.99
I'm not going to say that it wasn't a struggle to fit all those words on a sock, but I'm also not going to say it wasn't worth it. Women's...
RINGMASTER OF THE SHITSHOW MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
Every day you deal with clowns, tame lions, and jump through hoops. Plus you have that sweet ringmaster top hat! We're mesmerized by your power and it's damn time you...
I'M A GOLF GUY MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.
GIANT MUSIC SNOB MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
If it's on the charts, I'm not interested. Unless it's Beyonce. That woman is ON FIRE. Men's shoe size 7-12. 66% combed cotton; 32% nylon; 2% spandex.
GET SHIT DONE LATER MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it? Men's shoe size 7-12. 56% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 3% spandex.
FUCKING LOVE IT OUT HERE MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I fucking love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he...
FUCK OFF I'M GAMING MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
My body has melted into my chair, my vision is blurred, I haven't peed in hours and I feel GREAT. Men's shoe size 7-12. 51% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 3%...
FUCK I LOVE MY FAM MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
Sometimes you just gotta drop the F-bomb a couple of times so that they know that you're serious. Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 3% spandex.
COOLEST GUY ON THE CONFERENCE CALL MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
Look at you! Taking notes, making jokes, distracting us from the mundane reality of the workplace. You're so cool! Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 3% spandex....
COOL ASS GRANDPA MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which im a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12. 62%...
ADVENTURE MAN MEN'S SOCK
$19.99
Everything's better with just a pinch of altitude sickness. Men's shoe size 7-12. 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex.
PROUD PLANT MOM WOMEN'S SOCK
$16.99
My Boston fern is an honor roll student. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% nylon; 48% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
YOU CRAFTY BITCH WOMEN'S SOCK
$16.99
I just love her face - determined, focused, a little devilish. She reminds me a little of you, actually. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2%...
LOVE MY ASSHOLE KIDS WOMEN'S SOCK
$16.99
I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
I MADE A GOOD KID WOMEN'S SOCK
$16.99
You sure did! Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
FUCKING LOVE IT OUT HERE WOMEN'S SOCK
$16.99
Not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost. Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.
FUCK OFF, I'M READING WOMEN'S SOCK
$16.99
You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.
CUTE, BUT PSYCHO WOMEN'S SOCK
$16.99
What came first, the Cute or the Psycho? The world may never know. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.
BITCH I AM RELAXED WOMEN'S SOCK
$16.99
Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's...
